
You’re lovely, just awesome
Let me have a look
Your eyes shine like diamonds
I could just eat you up
You’re perfect… well… almost
There’s a blot on your face
A little makeup will fix that
All your flaws erase
Your figure, it’s to die for
Just don’t gain another pound
Or no man will ever look at you
No pleasure to be found
Mmm, this tastes so good
What did you put in it
Oh wait, it’s missing something
Can’t quite put my finger on it
What’s that you’re wearing
Please, go take it off
Do put in some effort
Before leaving the house
There, you’re just perfect
Now go over there and sit
I have no further use for you
There’s someone else to fix
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